Dreamt last night that lenders begin to send letters to delinquent homeowners [with step-by-step glossy photos] on how to winterize their pipes, sweep out the premises, board up their windows [when they vacate] and even an envelope to mail in their keys........all in the name of being a "responsible homeowner". [Gagging at the thought they're preaching responsibility] Would save the banks billions in recovery/securing costs and let's face it, their ballzy enough to actually try it.
I think you could do an excellent portrayal of such instructions *with* your unique perspective.
Keep up the good work! Have recommended you to many.
Holy Shit! That's funny! Sad, but true at the same time.
ReplyDeleteVery amusing, Billy Banzai—I tweeted it to my (very few) followers.
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Dreamt last night that lenders begin to send letters to delinquent homeowners [with step-by-step glossy photos] on how to winterize their pipes, sweep out the premises, board up their windows [when they vacate] and even an envelope to mail in their keys........all in the name of being a "responsible homeowner". [Gagging at the thought they're preaching responsibility] Would save the banks billions in recovery/securing costs and let's face it, their ballzy enough to actually try it.
ReplyDeleteI think you could do an excellent portrayal of such instructions *with* your unique perspective.
Keep up the good work! Have recommended you to many.