Wednesday, February 2, 2011

PuNXaTaWDRY BeN



BANZAI7 NEWS, Jackass Island USA--Once again the world famous hedge hog Punxatawdry Ben came out of his Jackass Island printing bunker and failed to see the shadow banks.
According to Punxatawdry Ben's trainer Lloyd Blankenfein, this can be interpreted to mean that cash strapped Wall Street bankstas and fat cats can happily look forward to many more ink filled printing rounds of quantitative schtupping in 2011. 
"May the Farce Be With You..."--Punxatawdry Ben

Monday, January 31, 2011

WOOLY MU-BARAK


WOOLY MU-BARAK
(Wooly Bully, Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs)
WilliamBanzai7

Uno, dos, one, two, tres, quatro

Hilly told Bammy about a despot she saw.
Had two big horns and an Egyptian jaw.

WoolyBarak,
Wooly Mu-Barak,
Wooly Barak,
Wooly Mu-Barak,
Wooly Barak!

Bammy told Hilly,
"Let's don't take no chance.
Let's not be L seven, while they burn all the gas."
Wooly Barak,
Wooly Mu-Barak
Wooly Barak,
Wooly Mu-Barak,
Wooly Barak!

Hilly told Bammy,
"That's the thang to do.
Get you someone really to Wag the Dog with you."
Wooly Barak,
Wooly Mu-Barak.
Wooly Barak,
Wooly Mu-Barak,
Wooly Barak.


Wednesday, January 26, 2011

BanZai7 WeaTHeR ALeRT

EAST COAST USA [12:00 AM EASTERN SWINDLER TIME]