Thursday, March 18, 2010

FAT BOTTOMED GOLDMAN GIRLS

BANZAI7--Rumor has it that Goldman is tiring of the notorious "vampire squid with its tentacles wrapped around the face of humanity" metaphor.

Here is the latest alternate proposal straight from Banzai7 Media Labs:

"Goldman Sachs are like a big fat bailout whore with her legs tightly wrapped around the face of the global capital markets..."

1,2,3...Sing it!!!!!




FED BAILOUT WHORE
(FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS, QUEEN)
WilliamBanzai7

Are you gonna get bailed again tonight
Or will Uncle Sam finally put up a fight
Are you gonna let your trading losses all hang out
Fed Bailout Whore
You spin the capitalist world upside down

Hey I had just a skinny NAV
Never knew Wall Street good from Wall Street bad
But I knew life before I left my trader nursery
Left alone with Goldman's fat bailout fanny
Lord such a mega scammy
Heap big bailout zombie you made market losers out of we
Hey hey!

Ive been seeing TARP bailout scams
Across the Bloomberg wire across the land
I seen every sorry financial service floozy on the way
But their wily bailout guile
Went kind of smooth for quite a while
That low down TARP bailout whore will con you every time

Are you gonna get bailed again tonight?
Or will Uncle Sam finally put up a fight
Oh will you take em for all they got
FED bailout whore
You spin the capitalist world upside down

Hey listen here
Now you bloated bailout bonus pig
Doin the Paulsen bailout bonus jig
Sure aint no AAA beauty queen in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but we still get some pleasure
Watching Geithner fish for subprime treasure
Heap bailout whore you make a circus clown of Bernanke
Now get this

Are you gonna get bailed tonight?
Or will Uncle Sam finally put up a fight
Oh will you take em for all they got
FED bailout whore
Will you ever get out of town?

Get on your bailout bike and ride....

1 comment:

  1. oh jeez scathing lyrics too!

    Freddie sure rocked!!

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