Monday, August 30, 2010

THE TEN WALL STREET COMMANDMENTS




THE TEN GOP COMMANDMENTS



DC PERSONAL ADS SPOTTED


HURRICANE EARL ALERT


NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER

AT 900 PM AST...0100 UTC...THE CENTER OF HURRICANE EARL WAS LOCATED
NEAR LATITUDE 19.7 NORTH...LONGITUDE 65.5 WEST.  EARL IS MOVING
TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 14 MPH...22 KM/HR.  THIS GENERAL
MOTION IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE TONIGHT...FOLLOWED BY A TURN TOWARD
WALL STREET ON TUESDAY.  ON THE FORECAST TRACK...THE CENTER OF
EARL WILL BE SWALLOWED IN ITS ENTIRETY BEFORE THE START OF LABOR DAY WEEKEND.


TANKED MAN


HELICOPTER BEN'S CUSTOM KEYBOARD

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Sunday, August 29, 2010

BERNANKE WRESTLES VICTOR THE BEAR


THE FOUR HORSEMEN

VOODOO CHILD



FLASH CRASH OF THE MAYANS

USA TODAY--Bird calls ring from the forest, echoing amid the crumbling ruins whose darkened doorways have long beckoned explorers and scholars. The Maya ancients who built the ruins of Kiuic (as in Get-Rich-Kiuic) here fled those doorways in a hurry, an international archaeology team now realizes.

Left behind may be frozen-in-time clues to the fabled collapse of their civilization. "Why did they leave?  The ancient Maya fled Kiuic, nestled in the Puuc (like Puke) foothills of the Yucatan, around 880 DJIA. Things were going full-bore, construction was underway. And then things stopped. Why?

Scientists of the Banzai7 Institute of Financial Archeology believe they may have found the answer. Giant stone tablets are believed to be the earliest examples of mortgage backed securities and OTC derivatives. Dr.  Monotaru Toastu (PhDless) believes the Mayans suddenly realized that their exalted high priests stole all the gold in a giant stone cutting pyramid/ponzi scheme.

Toastu speculates the disaffected Mayans immediately picked up and left for jobs in California and Arizona.

Dr. Toastu is now investigating the Mayan calendar to determine what precisely the Mayans were worried could happen in the year 2012. Can you find any clues?







Saturday, August 28, 2010

WILLIAMBANZAI7'S SUBPRIME INFERNO


"The hottest places in  Subprime hell are reserved for those who, in times of great financial and economic crisis, unabatedly maintain their greed and avarice."--WilliamBanzai7

THE DETESTABLE ECONOFOOLS



MISSION OBAMA'D


TEA PARTY ROUND UP



DEBT


TEA PARTY ROUND UP


TEA PARTY ROUND UP


TEA PARTY ROUND UP





TEA PARTY ROUND UP


TEA PARTY ROUND UP


TEA PARTY ROUND UP


TEA ANARCHIST SHIRT

Free speech means the right to shout 'theatre' in a crowded fire--Abbie Hoffman

Friday, August 27, 2010

LUNATIC POWER!





MR TEA SHIRT


REVISED BANZAI 7 PERIODIC TABLE

Table revised to include BONZONIUM, BUBBIUM and DUBYIUM...and COXSACKIUM

Please note that TALEB, SOROS and ROUBINI are Anti-Matter elements and as such are polar opposites of the Criminal Elements...

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I HAVE A NITEMARE

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter, and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves--Abraham Lincoln

FLASH ATTACK!


T-SHIRT MUST HAVES FOR LABORLESS DAY WEEKEND (SEC)



Thursday, August 26, 2010

T-SHIRT MUST HAVES FOR LABORLESS DAY WEEKEND (MR VIG)


TRUST ME



B.U.A.G.E.


t-SHIRT MUST HAVES FOR LABORLESS DAY WEEKEND (FREE BERNIE)


T SHIRT IDEA--MODIFY THIS!


THE WORLD HOLDS ITS NOSE AND WAITS



MEANWHILE AT THE CIRCLE JERK LODGE...

WALL STREET TARGET


T-SHIRT MUST HAVES FOR LABORLESS DAY WEEKEND


T-SHIRT MUST HAVES FOR LABORLESS DAY WEEKEND


WASN'T ME T SHIRT


T-SHIRT MUST HAVES FOR LABORLESS DAY WEEKEND


T-SHIRT MUST HAVES FOR LABORLESS DAY WEEKEND


T-SHIRT MUST HAVES FOR LABORLESS DAY WEEKEND


T-SHIRT MUST HAVES FOR LABORLESS DAY WEEKEND


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