Thursday, October 1, 2009

OOGIE BOOGIE MAN



OOGIE BAILOUT BOOGIE MAN
(Oogie Boogie Man, Nitemare Before Christmas)
WilliamBanzai7

Well, well, well, what have we here?
Ken "Screwless" Lewis, huh?
Oh, I'm really scared
So you're the BAC Nin Com Poop everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha

You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin' me, you gotta be
This can't be the right guy
He's stupid, he's ugly
I don't know which is worse
I might just split a seam now
If I don't die laughing first

When Mr. Oogie BAILOUT BOOGIE MAN says
There's bad bank bailout trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Oogie Bailout Boogie Man
And if you aren't shakin'
Then there's something very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time now
That you hear the oogie boogie bad bank bailout song, ohhh

THREE BAD BANKERS
Ohhh

OOGIE BOOGIE
Ohhh

CONGRESSMAN BARNEY FRANK
Ohhh

OOGIE BOOGIE
Ohhh

TIM GEITHNER
Ohhh, he's the Oogie the Bad Bank Bailout Boooooogie Man!

OOGIE BOOGIE
Well if I'm feelin' antsy
And there's nothin' much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of Level III Asset snake and bonus spider stew
And don't ya know the one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A roly-poly Charlotte CEO to add a little spice

THREE BAD BANKERS
Ohhh

OOGIE BOOGIE
Oh, yeah

BARNEY FRANK
Ohhh

OOGIE BOOGIE
Ohhh

OOGIE BOOGIE AND THREE BAD BANKERS
Oh, yeah, I'm (he's) the Oogie the Bad Bank Bailout Boogie Man

KEN LEWIS
Release me now
Or you must face the dire consequences
The BAC Board is expecting me
So please, come to your senses

OOGIE BOOGIE
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears
Would someone shut this numb nut up
I'm drownin' in my tears
It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much
And now, with your permission
I'm going to do my bad bank bailout stuff

KEN LEWIS
What are you going to do?

OOGIE BOOGIE MAN
I'm gonna do the best I can

Oh, the sound of rollin' subprime bust up dice
To me is music in the ear
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Bailout Boogie Man
Although I don't play fair!

It's much more fun, I must confess
When Banker's jobs are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that'd be just fine

KEN LEWIS
Release me fast or you will have to
Answer for this heinous bailout act

OOGIE BAILOUT BOOGIE MAN
Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin
You aren't comprehending
The tenuous legal position
That you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer.
'Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Bailout Boogie Man
And you ain't going nowhere!

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