Flintstone Group Goes Busch Wacking

BANZAI7 NEWS--Anheuser-Busch InBev said Wednesday that it would sell its theme parks, including the three SeaWorlds and two Busch Gardens across the country, to the Flintstone Group for as much as $2.7 billion.

Steve Schartzman, CEO of Flintstone said: We see how Six Flags tanked under a huge debtload and see an opportunity to follow that model. Seaworld will add a new dimension to the Wall Street phrase "underwater."

Plans for a Flintstone Park to be built in lower Manhattan are on the drawing board.





MEET THE BLACKSTONES
(Meet the Flintstones)
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Blackstones. Meet the Blackstones. They’re a modern Wall Street comedy.
From the town of Debt Shlock, they’re a page right out of leveraged buyout history.

Let’s ride with Steve Schwarzman down the street.
Through the courtesy of Greenstone and Bernanke's monetary feats.

When you're dime's with the Blackstones, you’ll wait a long time. A long long long time.

You'll wait a long long long long time.