MONEY FOR NUTTIN (DON'T KNOW NUTTIN)

Dedicated to those "don't know nuttin" fat cat Lehman faggots out there, wherever they are! (They're still out there.  Read about em on Zero Hedge here).

And we mean banksta fat cat "faggots", not LGBT citizenry.



MONEY FOR NOTHING--RESIDENTIAL MORTGAGE BACKED SECURITIES
(Money for Nothing, Dire Straits)
WilliamBanzai7

I want my, I want my blackberry
I want my, I want my blackberry

Now look at them douche bags thats the way you do it
Shovelin CDOs on CNBC
That aint workin thats the way you do it
Money for nothin-- asset backed securities
Now that aint workin thats the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys aint dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
A blister from your Blackberry

[Chorus]
We gotta securitize those subprime products
Custom derivatives--OTC
We gotta move these toxic tranches
We gotta screw Moody's and S&P

See the little banksta faggot in the pinstripes and suspenders
Yeah buddy that ain't his own hair
That little banksta faggot got his own jet airplane
That little banksta faggot he's a Gazillionaire

[Chorus]
We gotta securitize these subprime products
Custom derivative origination fees
We gotta move these toxic tranches
We gotta screw those GSEs

I shoulda learned about structured asset finance
I shoulda learned to be a quantitative hunk
Look at that mama, she got it stickin in the squawk box
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, whats that? hawaiian noises?
Hes bangin on the bongoes like Ben Bernanke
That aint workin thats the way you do it
Get your money for nothin--sellin asset backed securities

[Chorus]
We gotta securitize these subprime products
Custom derivatives---S.P.I.V.s
We gotta move these toxic tranches
We gotta screw the monos and then AIG,

Listen here, that aint workin thats the way you do it
Shoveling CDOs on CNBC
That aint workin thats the way you do it
Money for nothin--asset backed securities
Money for nothin--asset backed securities

I want my, I want my blackberry
I want my, I want my blackberry

(Orignally posted September 2008)