HERE'S TO YOU ELLIOT SPITZER

Pee Wee Spitzer's Blog: http://www.slate.com/id/2213942/

Spitzer Interview on WNYC: http://blogs.wnyc.org/news/2009/03/18/eliot-spitzer-on-aig/




HERE'S TO YOU ELLIOT SPITZER
(Mrs. Robinson, Simon and Garfunkle)
WilliamBanzai7's Bailout Smart Club Band

And here's to you, Elliot Spitzer
We all miss you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Elliot Spitzer
Wall Street's one big golden playpen for those who prey
(prey, prey, prey...hey, hey, hey)
We'd like to know a little bit about your Slate blog for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are securitized Wall Street lies
Stroll around downtown and feel at home

And here's to you, Elliot Spitzer
We all need you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God help us all, Elliot Spitzer
Wall Streets stilla place for those who prey
(Prey, prey prey...hey, hey, hey)

Hide it in a hiding place while the taxpayers get hosed
Put it in an offshore pantry with their bonus cupcakes
It's no little Goldman secret, AIG's the biggest Wall Street affair
By and large, Blankfein's kept it under a bespoke trash lid

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Elliot Spitzer
Wall Street's a bigger con job as you know (Wo, wo, wo)
God help us please, Elliot Spitzer
Sing, Sing holds a place for those who prey
(Prey, prey, prey...hey, hey, hey)

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Listening to the Washington cretens debate
Cry about it, shout about it
They've got lots of time to schmooze
Ev'ry way you look at it, in the long run we lose

What are you doin, Andrew Cuomo
A nation turns its payback eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Elliot Spitzer
Joltin' Cuomo has got to go a long, long way
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)