AIG BAILOUT ZONE

You unlock the door with the key of moral hazard and unlimited greed.

Beyond it is another dimension...

A dimension of $1 CEOs and $500,000 bankers,

A dimension where management incompetence and investor stupidity are rewarded,

A dimension of dimwitted lards who don't get fired.

You are moving into a zone of opaque financial garbage called risk management tools,

A world of inflated synthetic assets and fruitless recovery.

You've just crossed over into the AIG Bailout Zone.