Lloydie o' Blankfart
BAIL, BAIL, BAIL (those Mangy Goldman Skunks)
(Beer, Beer, Beer (Charlie Mochs) Irish drinking song)
WilliamBanzai7
1,2,3 Bail, Bail, Bail
A long time ago, way back in bailout history,
When the only game in town was was schtupping AIG,
A long came a bank by the name of Goldmen Skunk,
And they invented a wonderful drink, and they made it out of subprime schlock.
Chorus:
Hey! they must have been bailout criminals, subprime sultans and PONZI kings,
And for them praise those busted bankers shall always sing;
Look at what they've done for us, they've filled Uncle Sam up with bailout beer,
Lord, bless those mangy Goldman Skunks who invented...
Bailout Beer Beer Beer taxpayer Bail, Bail, Bail...
The Goldman pub, the Wall Street Inn, the AIG blackhole in the wall as well
One thing you can be sure of, it's Paulsen and Blankfein's bailout beer they sell;
So all you busted bailed out bankers, at eleven o'clock you stop,
For five short seconds, remember the men of Goldman Skunk!
One... two... three... four... five...
Repeat Chorus
A busted hedge, a SPIV of toxic asset slop, stir it around with a stick,
Just the type of lubrication to have your networth sunk;
Another trillion dollars of TARP wallop will keep alive those bailout hacks,
It's only eighty cents halpenny a pint, but a trillion more in tax.
One... two... three... four... five...
Hey! they must have been bailout criminals, subprime sultans and PONZI kings,
And for them praise those busted bankers shall always sing;
Look at what they've done for us, they've filled Uncle Sam up with bailout beer,
Lord, bless those mangy Goldman Skunks who invented...
Bailout Beer Beer Beer taxpayer Bail, Bail, Bail...
The mangy men of Goldman Skunk!
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Another song for your collection "(How do I get to be)To Big To Fail" by the Austin Lounge Lizards. Sing it loud, sing it proud.
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It's the Wall Street theme song.
On a more serious note, will the bailouts end once America is bankrupted by Goldman Sachs and Co?. If not, will it require ropes and/or bullets for Wall Street CEO's and Congress?
After all the economic powerhouse that is Zimbabwe shows us all what an economy run by crooks and thieves looks like.
Amen
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