LAND OF BAILOUT OZ
(Merry Old Land of Oz)
WilliamBanzai7

Ha - ha - ha, Ho - ho - ho - And a couple of tra - la - las
That's how we laugh your cash away, In the Bailout land of Oz!
Bzz - bzz - bzz, Chirp - chirp - chirp - And a couple of La - di - das
That's how UAW misfits crick all day, In the Bailout Land of Oz!
We get up at twelve and start to work at one.
Take an hour for lunch and then at two we're done.
Jolly good fun!

Ha - ha - ha, Ho - ho - ho - And a couple of tra - la - las
That's how to piss Uncle Sam's cash away, In the Bailout Land of Oz!
Humvee here, Tahoe there, just a couple of guzzling hogs.
That's why they think its all just theirs In the Bailout Land of Oz!
Rub, rub here, Rub, rub there, Whether you're bonds are rated tin or brass
That's how we keep your covenants in good repair In the Bailout Land of Oz!

We can make a dumb and dumber style out of a Detroit 5 gallon mile.
Can you even dye the inside that lemon to match my gown? Uh-huh!
Jolly Old Bailout town!

Clip, clip here, Clip, clip there, We can take and squander more.
That certain air of misguided savoir faire, In the Land of Bailout Oz!
Ha - ha - ha - Ho - ho - ho - Ho - ho - ho - ho -
That's how we laugh taxpayer cash away In the Land of Bailout Oz!
Ha - ha - ha, Ho - ho - ho - Ha - ha - ha -ha - ha
That's how we laugh taxpayer cash away, In the Land of Bailout Oz!