Thursday, June 25, 2009


(Michael Jackson's Thriller)

It's Midnight this late October night and the Central Banker Zombies are Lurking in the Dark.
Under The Moonlight, You See A Sight That Almost Stops Your Heart.
You Try To Scream, But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It.
Markets Start To Freeze, As Horror Looks You Right Between Your Day Trader Eyes,
Your Paralyzed

You Hear The Door Slam, And Realize There's Nowhere Left To Run.
You Feel The Cold Take Hold, And Wonder If You'll Ever See another Bull Run
You Close Your Eyes, And Hope That This Is Just Imagination,
But All The While, You Hear The Grim Market Reaper Creepin' Up Behind
You're Out Of Trading Time

They're Out to Get You, There's Robot Trading Demons Closing In On Every Side.
They Will Possess You, Unless You Change The Number On Your Skype.
Now Is the Time for You and Your Trading Pals to huddle Close Together
All Thru The Night, It'll Save You From The Terror On The Bloomberg Screen,
It'll Make You See:

(narrated by Vincent Price)
Darkness Falls Across Obama Land, The Asian Trading Day Is Close At Hand.
Bottom Feeders Crawl In Search Of Blood To Fraudclose on Your Neighborhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Economic Bust
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Subprime Hell, And Rot Inside WaMu's Bankrupt Shell.

The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of One Gazillion Bailout Bucks
And Short Selling Ghouls From Every Trading Room Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your P&L Starts To Shiver
For No Investing Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Bailout Thriller

'Cause this Is Thriller, TARP Bailout Thriller Night
and No-ones Gonna Save You from the Beast about to Strike.
You Know its Thriller, TARP Bailout Thriller Night
You're fighting for Your Monetary Life inside a Killer, Thriller.

Thriller, TARP Bailout Night
'Cause It can thrill you More Than Any Keynesian Ghoul Could ever try. (Thriller, Bailout Night)
So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Chiller, Mega Fiscal Massacre
Thriller Here Tonight.

'Cause this Is Thriller ,TARP Bailout Thriller night
It Will Thrill You More Than Any Kenynesian Ghoul Could ever dare try
Any Ghoul could ever Dare Try

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