UPNORTH GIRL RETURNS

Up North Girl
(Uptown Girl, Billy Joel)
WilliamBanzai7

Up North girl
She's been livin in Joe Six Pack's world
But she spends it like a jet set girl
Until the GOP no one ever bought her pearls

Now their rooting for their Up North girl
She'd been living in a trailer park world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now shes struttin like a Neocon man
And she's wearin nothin but Louis Vuitton

And she knows just what
She wants from Saks and Bloomingdales
And when she wakes up
Shes already made up her mind

Shell see its not so tough
Just because she can't get enough
The GOP's in love with an up North girl
You know they love her in her campaign financed uptown dress
She'll never tire of her high class toys
And the presents from all those GOP boys

Up North girl
She's been livin in Joe Six Pack's world
But she spends it like a jet set girl
Until the GOP no one ever bought her pearls

And when shes stalking Moose
Shes looking so politically refined
But when shes talking
Shes just one big political land mine

Up North girl
Shes an up North girl
You know those RNC mugs
they're in love
With an up North girl

FTR: WB7 thinks Palin and Letterman are both 2 bit circus clowns.