Wednesday, June 3, 2009

HUM-CHINESE (Bling Bong, Tenqzhong calling)

BANZAI7 NEWS--Privately owned Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Machinery Company Ltd., based in China, will acquire the Humvee truck brand, which has been part of GM since 1999. Tengzhong said it plans to keep Hummer's cracked out management team. Tengzhong is the well known manufacturer of the Tengzhong precision aluminum bong.

"We plan to ... allow Humer to innovate and grow in exciting new ways under the leadership and continuity of its current management team. We welcome Hummer to the China-hood and are happy to Bling this advanced eco-transportation product into China." said Yang Yi, chief executive of Tengzhong.

The move apparently part of the People's Republic's master plan to conserve energy and build eco-friendly vehicles.

Humvee Dumvee sat on the Great Wall,
Humvee Dumvee used more fuel than all.
All the PRC designers and automobile men,
Couldn't make Humvee a seller again!

Bling Bong

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