I AM THE WAMU

I AM THE WaMu
(to I am the Walrus, the Beatles)
Adapted by WilliamBanzai7

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like hedge fund bums from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a write down, waiting for the FDIC to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Thursday.
Man, you been a naughty bank, you let your loans go wrong.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the WaMu,
Coo coo, kachoo.

Mister FDIC man sitting
Pretty little FRB men in a row.
See how they fly like Bailouts in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying.
I'm cry, I'm crying, I'm cry, I'm crying.

Mortgage Backed mustard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker John Mack, pornographic Greenspan,
Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your risk control knickers down.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the WaMu,
Coo coo, kachoo.

Sitting in an Seattle garden waiting for Hank's bailout to come.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from
Standing in the Seattle rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the WaMu,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo.

Expert texpert CDS choking traders,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)
See how they smile like ABS bankers in a sty, see how they snide.
I'm crying.

Semolina mortgage Pilchard, climbing up the corporate Tower.
Ignoramus penguins singing Hare Krishna finance.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Paulson and Bernanke down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the WaMu,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo
(rhythmical speaking along with juba's).
Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba.....
(speaking)