STUCK IN A MORTGAGE WITH YOU
(To the melody of “Stuck in the Middle” by Stealer’s Wheel)

Well I don't know how I got here tonight,
I got the feeling that something just ain't right,
I'm so scared to pay a much higher rate,
And I'm wondering why I took a loan in such haste,
Brokers to the left of me,
Bankers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in a mortgage with you.

Yes I'm stuck in a mortgage with you,
And I'm wondering what you think I should do,
It's so hard to read the loan boilerplate,
Losing control, all you wanna do is reset my rate,
Bankers to the left of me, brokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in a mortgage with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you thought you could have lived debt free,
But my friends, they all refinanced,
Brokers slapped me on the back and said,
Please.....Please…….

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep in the street,
'Cause I don't think they’ll let me just live in peace
Bankers to the left of me, brokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in a mortgage with you.

Well you started out with somethin,
Now all you got is negative equity,
But my friends, they all refinanced,
Bankers slapped me on the back and said,
Please.... Please.....

Well I don't know how I got here tonight,
I got the feeling something just ain't right,
I'm so scared they’re gonna foreclose my place,
And I wonder why can’t they just freeze my rate,
Bankers to the left of me,
Brokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in a mortgage with you,
Yes I'm stuck in a mortgage with you,
Here I am, stuck in a mortgage with you.