Ballad of Hank
(Tune of Beverly Hillbillies)

Come and listen to a story about a komrad named Hank
A swanky Goldman banker, who ably kept his partners fed,
Then one day he was laughin at some AIG fools,
And up through the ground came a toxic derivative stew.

CDSs that is, fools gold, Wall Street krud.

Well the first thing you know ol Hank buys $70 billion of CDOs n shares,
Kinfolk said "Hank move away from here"
Said Zheleznodorozhny is the place you ought to be"
So he loaded up the junk and moved it overseas (to Moscow that is).

Szwimming pools, Oligarchs , and everything.

Well now its time to say good by to Hank and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you kapitalist folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back a gain to this socialist locality
To have a heapin helpin of state hospitality
Set a spell, Take your white shoes off.

Do swidania, y'hear?.