I WANT MY BLACKBERRY (OOOOLAH MULLAH!)

BREAKING VIEWS REPORTS--During boom times being an investment banker--or at least looking like one was cool. That made shiny new gadgets from RIM the accoutrement of choice for wannabe dealmakers and financial engineering acolytes. But if the latest numbers from RIM are any proxy, being an investment banker is looking a bit passe.

Now that populist governments around the world are denigrating bankers asthe engineers of financial Armageddon, perhaps the allure of the blackberry is gone.

BANZAI7 WORLDWIDE--On the optimistic front, RIM reported a recent surge of orders from Shiite clergyman and Iran government sponsored street vigilantes.

Not to be beat to the punch, Apple announced a suite of IPhone APPs targeting the growing Iranian market. These include, I-Mam, I-Thug, I-Ran, I-Lost, I-Vote, I-March, I-Protest, I-Revolt, I-Tweet, I-Therefore, I-Am. Saturday's Green protest marches in Iran have been postponed to allow thousands of Iranians to line up to purchase the new IPhone 3Green-s.

Dire Straits |MTV Music

MONEY FOR NOTHING--RESIDENTIAL MORTGAGE BACKED SECURITIES
(Money for Nothing, Dire Straits)
WilliamBanzai7

Sing along: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACGUasFWVsI

I want my, I want my BLACK BERRY
I want my, I want my BLACK BERRY

Now look at them yo-yos thats the way you do it
Shovelin CDOs on CNBC
That aint workin that's the way you do it
Money for nothin-- asset backed securities
Now that aint workin that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys aint dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
A blister from your Blackberry

[Chorus]
We gotta securitize more subprime products
Custom derivatives--OTC
We gotta move these toxic tranches
We gotta screw Moody's, S&P

See the little faggot in the pinstripes and suspenders
Yeah buddy that ain't his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot hes a Billionaire

[Chorus]
We gotta securitize more subprime products
Custom derivative origination fees
We gotta move these toxic tranches
We gotta screw those GSEs

Ooooola Mullah!

I shoulda learned about structured products
I shoulda learned to be a quant
Look at that mama, she got it stickin in the squawk box
Man we could have some fun
And hes up there, whats that? hawaiian noises?
Hes bangin on the bongoes like Ben Bernanke
That aint workin thats the way you do it
Get your money for nothin-- asset backed securities

[Chorus]
We gotta securitize more subprime products
Custom derivatives---S.P.I.V.s
We gotta move these toxic tranches
We gotta screw the monos and AIG,

Listen here, that aint workin thats the way you do it
Shoveling CDOs on CNBC
That aint workin thats the way you do it
Money for nothin--asset backed securities
Money for nothin--asset backed securities

I want my, I want my BLACK BERRY
I want my, I want my BLACK BERRY