TAKE THIS CAR AND SHOVE IT

TAKE THIS CAR AND SHOVE IT
(Take This Job and Shove It, Johnny Paycheck)
WilliamBanzai7

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Take this car and shove it
I ain't driven one no more
Cheap gas done left for good and took all the reasons
I was lookin for
You better not try to stand in my way
As I'm a walking out the dealer door.
Take this car and shove it
I ain't driven one no more

Ive been driven in 15 MPG territory
From now on 35 years
At this time I watch my bank account
Drowning in OPEC induced tears
And Ive seen a lot of good folk die
Who had a lot of gas bills to pay
I'd give the shirt right off of my back
If I had the nerve to say

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Well that UAW rep, hes an irregular dog
The CEO, he's a fool
Got a brand new flat-top haircut
Lord, he thinks he's automotive cool
One of these days, Im gonna blow my pit stop
And that Detroit sucker, hes gonna pay
Lord I cant wait to see their faces
When I get up the nerve to say

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Take this car and shove it