DEAR LIBERACE SPELLS HIS CONDITIONS

BANZAI7 PING PONG BUREAU--Dear Liberace, the North Korean dear leader, has said that he is willing to return to international negotiations on destroying his country's arsenal of KIMCHEE puts and other FWMD, but only if the Liberace Museum opens an annex in Ping Pong and he is given copies of a complete set of patterns for Liberace's flame retardant wardrobe.

Weapons Grade Kimchee

Liberace Museum to open in Ping Pong