CRONY MECCA

Here is what the First Amendment says:


Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Here is what certain politicians will have to propose as a revision in order to prevent the construction of the "Vicinity of Ground Zero Mosque":


Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion (other than a moslem house of worship built within a five block radius of the WTC site), or prohibiting the free exercise thereof (unless Newt the Grinch and Sarah Palin otherwise determine); or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances, save as otherwise determined by the power elite.


The final clause is proposed by Tim Geithner.