STAR SPANGLED DEBTORS

Oh, say, can you see, how our debts are sky high,  Oh so proudly we failed as DC's Keynesians kept dreaming,  Whose crony capitalist stars and politically hacked farce,  O the deficit we watched, was so gallantly increasing!  And the markets red glare, derivative bombs bursting in air,  Gave proof through the night that foreclosure is here,  O say, do those star-spangled debtors ever save?  O'er the land of the deadbeats.... and the home of the debt slaves...