OUT OF MY BRAIN IN L'ANIMA

OUT OF MY BRAIN IN L'ANIMA
(The Who, The 5:15)
WilliamBanzai7

Why should they care?
Why should they care?

Shades of City greed
Inexplicably knowing
The market coppers are sniffing
Eau-de-s-leuthing
The trades are seductive
Secretive exiting
Pretty FSA boys digging
Dodgy bankstas dogging and boning.

Magically score
On a quiet Square Mile street corner
Front running defenestration
In our minds and our toes
Quietly surreptitious orders
M-m-my generation
Uppers and downers
Either way you trade the quid flows.

Insider outsider
Leave us alone.
Insider outsider
This is our home.
Insider outsider
Where have I been?
Out of my brain in L'Anima
Out of my brain in L'Anima.

On a banksta raft on the Thames
Slowly sinking.
On the back of hedge fund glory
Holy $hitting.
Distressfully sorry
Market apple scrumping.
Born to the trading screen war
Bonus day punching.

Saville row drag
In an Old Bailey court room
Greatly outrageous
In my John Lobb shoes
Tightly undone
They know what they're showing
Sadly ecstatic
That this City hero is yesterday's news.

Insider outsider
Leave us alone.
Insider outsider
This is our home.
Insider outsider
Where have I been?
Out of my brain in L'Anima
Out of my brain in L'Anima.

Why should they care?
Why should they care?


L'Anima
The Great City Crackdown

FAT BOTTOMED GOLDMAN GIRLS

BANZAI7--Rumor has it that Goldman is tiring of the notorious "vampire squid with its tentacles wrapped around the face of humanity" metaphor.

Here is the latest alternate proposal straight from Banzai7 Media Labs:

"Goldman Sachs are like a big fat bailout whore with her legs tightly wrapped around the face of the global capital markets..."

1,2,3...Sing it!!!!!

FED BAILOUT WHORE
(FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS, QUEEN)
WilliamBanzai7

Are you gonna get bailed again tonight
Or will Uncle Sam finally put up a fight
Are you gonna let your trading losses all hang out
Fed Bailout Whore
You spin the capitalist world upside down

Hey I had just a skinny NAV
Never knew Wall Street good from Wall Street bad
But I knew life before I left my trader nursery
Left alone with Goldman's fat bailout fanny
Lord such a mega scammy
Heap big bailout zombie you made market losers out of we
Hey hey!

Ive been seeing TARP bailout scams
Across the Bloomberg wire across the land
I seen every sorry financial service floozy on the way
But their wily bailout guile
Went kind of smooth for quite a while
That low down TARP bailout whore will con you every time

Are you gonna get bailed again tonight?
Or will Uncle Sam finally put up a fight
Oh will you take em for all they got
FED bailout whore
You spin the capitalist world upside down

Hey listen here
Now you bloated bailout bonus pig
Doin the Paulsen bailout bonus jig
Sure aint no AAA beauty queen in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but we still get some pleasure
Watching Geithner fish for subprime treasure
Heap bailout whore you make a circus clown of Bernanke
Now get this

Are you gonna get bailed tonight?
Or will Uncle Sam finally put up a fight
Oh will you take em for all they got
FED bailout whore
Will you ever get out of town?

Get on your bailout bike and ride....

WE'RE TURNING JAPANESE
(Turning Japanese, The Vapors)
WilliamBanzai7

Sing along link: http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=turning+japanese&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=I1SnSeeUCMPDkAX694TJDQ&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&resnum=4&ct=title#

We've got a picture, We've got a picture,
Of horrendous economic news
You wrote "We love you" We wrote back "we too"
We sit here staring at Bloombergs, there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color the DOW keeps going down
Our eyes are glazed And our deficit is flying in the clouds
Now we can kiss our Asset Bubble asses goodbye when there's no one else around

We've got a picture, a real bad picture
Like a million years of stagnant economic hell
We want a doctor to take your picture
So we can look at your Lost Decade from inside as well
You've got us turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

We're turning Japanese
I think We're turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think We're turning Japanese
I really think so
We're turning Japanese
I think We're turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think We're turning Japanese
I really think so

No loans, no bonus, no jobs, no women
No fun, no sun, no good news, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around us is in layoff danger
Investors all avoid us like a cyclone ranger

That's why We're turning Japanese
I think We're turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think We're turning Japanese
I really think so
We're turning Japanese
I think e're turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think We're turning Japanese
I really think so

SUBPRIME BAILOUT PROTEST SONG
(Melody:One, Two, Three What Are we Fighten For,
Country Joe McDonald)
Lyrics WlliamBanzai7

Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He's got himself in a financial jam
Way down yonder in Wall Street land
So pull out your check books and pick up a sponge,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

Chorus:
And it's one, two, three,
What are we bailing for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is a subprime scam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up them pearly TARP gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! your net worth's just got blown from the sky.

Well, come on regulators, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and get those quant eggheads
The only good shylock banker is the one locked
up by the Feds
And you know that prosperty can only be won
When we've blown their balance sheets to kingdom come.

Chorus

Well, come on Wall Street, don't move slow,
Why man, this is subprime bailout au-go-go.
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Feds with the derivative tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the FWMD bomb,
They drop it somewhere else like Hong Kong .

Chorus

Well, come on mothers throughout the land,
Pack your boys off to Wall Street land.
Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Send 'em off before it's too late.
Be the first one on your block
To have your stocks sent home in a box.

Chorus