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BANZAI7 NEWS--Don't kid yourself into thinking petroleum isn't going to remain the dominant source of energy for decades to come, oil-industry douche bags said Thursday at the World Economic Forum's annual meeting.

"There is too much rhetoric about moving away from oil" and of nations achieving energy "independence," said Khalid A. Al Falih, CEO of Saudi Aramco, Saudi Arabia's state-owned oil company, in a panel discussion. "We have you all by your camel's balls."