DEAR LIBERACE RESPONDS

BANZAI7 NEWS BUREAU PING PONG-North Korean Leader Dear Liberace said he is "hurt and sadly disappointed" that South Korea has decided to use one of his Friendship Torpedoes as a pretense for claiming North Korean aggression.

The Dear One said that the Friendship Torpedo, loaded with home made Kim Chee and traditional slave made gifts, was sent as a message of peace and misunderstanding. More Friendship Torpedoes are being produced to help diffuse growing tensions in Bayside, Queens NYC.