SHOOT THE FREAKS

BANZAI7 NEWS--Sources report that Iranian Presumed President I'm-A-Nut-Job will be meeting with fellow FWMD Axis of Eviler Lloyd Blankfein during his upcoming visit to address United Nations. The Nutty One has expressed his keen admiration for the Goldman Squid weapons grade synthetic SWAP program and plans to retain Goldman as official investment bankers to Iran, provided no Frenchmen try to sell them any synthetic CDOs.  Nut-Job has also asked for an introduction to senior managers of AIG Financial Products.

Following the planned meetings,  the Nutty One and Squid CEO Lloyd Blankfein will head out to Coney Island to participate in this season's official opening of the Shoot the Freaks Board Walk attraction.