WALL STREET SEXICON

ALL NIGHT MAN: One who frequents bottle bars.

ALT A: An angle of approach.

ANALYST: John who talks too much.

ANALYST CALL: Phone sex

ARB: One who exploits price differentials for call services at different venues.

ARRANGEMENT FEE: Madam's cut.

ASSET CLASS: Quality of lady.

ATM: A regular John

BAILOUT: Session on credit.

BALLOON: Condom

BANK LETTER: A client reference

BARBARIAN: Client employed in Private equity industry.

BARBARIAN AT THE GATE: Private equity CEO soliciting services.

BARE BACK TRADER: One who does not use a condom.

BASH AND DASH: A quickie

BIG BOARD: Craig's list

BIG UGLIES: Bankers over 50

BILLABLE HOURS: Client time

BLACK BOX: Proprietary tricks of the trade.

BOILER-ROOM: Internet call girl operation.

BUCKET SHOP: Asian massage parlor.

BULL RUN: Doing it with Viagra

BEAR RUN: Doing it without Condom

FRENCH BOUDOIR: John Thain's office.

BOUTIQUE SERVICE: Specialized services

BUTTERFLY SPREADER: Client who skips around

CABBAGE STAINS & MORE LLP: Prominent Wall Street law firm

CALL DATE: An appointment.

CAP AND COLLAR: S&M session

CAR SERVICE: Session in a limousine.

CDS: Creamy delicious sex

CHURN: Foreplay

CLOSING BELL: End of session

COMMODE: In suite.

COMPOUNDING: Multiple partners in one session

CROWN JEWELS: Genitalia

DAY TRADER: Client who only books in the afternoons.

DEAD BEAT: Banker from a bailed out firm.

DEAD CAT BOUNCE: Getting it up at the end of a session.

DEPRECIATING ASSET: Effects of aging

DERIVATIVE TRADING: Exchanging clients.

DOWN-TICK: Unaroused

DSK: French kissing.

EXIT STRATEGY: Client specified happy ending

EXOTIC OPTION: Special services.

FAT TAIL: Big booty

FIBONACCI NUMBERS: Menstrual cycle

FIDUCIARY DUTY: Code of silence (imagined just like in Boardrooms)

FIRM COMMITMENT UNDERWRITING: Firm paying the bill.

FLIP OVER: Both sides

FORBES RICH LIST: Maddam's field guide

FOREX DEALER: Establishment making a market in foreign service providers.

GOLDEN PARACHUTE: Designer condom

GOING DOWNTOWN: Off to a session.

GROSS SPREAD: Ungroomed

HEDGING: Arranging two call dates on the same day.

GOING LONG: Overnight

GOING SHORT: short session

GOING TO THE PRINTERS: An all night session.

GOLDEN HANDCUFFS: Popular accessory

GREEN MAIL: First timer

HOSTILE BID: Competing bid for an appointment.

INFLATED ASSETS: Silicon enhancement.

JOHN: Client; also a well known former CEO of a well known investment bank.

LBO: The smell of a French John

LEVEL 1, LEVEL 2, LEVEL 3: Service strata

LOCK UP AGREEMENT: Exclusive use of a girl.

LUNCH OUT: Lunch session

MILE HIGH CLUB: Girls who have done tricks on French built corporate aircraft.

NAKED SHORT: Elliot Spitzer

OFF BALANCE SHEET TRANSACTION: Creative financing

OFFSHORE TRANSACTION: Out of country session 

ONE STOP SHOP: Full service provider like a universal bank.

OPENING BELL: Start of session

OUTLIER or BLACK SWAN EVENT: Deviant sexual behaviour

OUT OF THE BOX: Sex without penetration.

PIMP: Wall Street headhunter

POISON PILL: Counterfeit Viagra

POMO:  A common downtown pole dancing style

PONZI SCHEME: Using client money to pay for services.

PRIME RATE: Highest fee payable.

PRO BONO: Without charge

OTC: Over the counter Viagra

PINK SHEETS: Back section of Village Voice.

RANDOM WALK: A trick without a reference or bank letter

RATING: Bust size (DD, DDD etc.)

RATING AGENCY: Call girl operation.

RISK FACTORS: Everyone has his or her own.

ROAD SHOW: Taking the girls out on the town.

SECURITIZATION: issuing false credit card invoices for sexual services.

SMITH BARNEY: Client that likes doing it "the old fashioned way."

SPREAD: Difference between bid and asked prices.

STANDARD DEVIATION: Normal sexual behaviour.

STREET NAME: Alias identity

THE STREET: 8th Avenue

TIGER WOOD: A perpetual hard on

SUB-PRIME DEALER: Street Pimp

TIME SHEETS: Daily tally of Billable hours

2/20: Performance based fee arrangement.

TOP UP: Extra time

TRADING BOOK: Madam's list of clients.

TRADING ROOM: S&M lair

TRIPLE WITCHING: Three girls at once

UNDERWRITER: He who foots the bill

UP-SELL: Renegotiating price mid transaction.

UPTICK: Aroused

USEFUL LIFE: 30 minus age of call girl.

WATER SPORTS: Service provided on client's yacht.

WHITE NIGHT: Client who becomes spouse or boyfriend.

ZOMBIE: Banker from former Lehman or Bear Sterns, on Ambien