Henry the Bailout King of 2008 I am
(to the melody of Henry the Eighth I am, Hermans Hermits)
WilliamBanzai7

I'm Henry of 2008 I am
The Henry the Bailout King of 2008 I am, I am
I got stakes in all the banks next door
They've been bailed seven times before
And all the bankers love Henry (Henry!)
Without him they won't get a penny from Uncle Sam (no Sam!)
I'm the Bailout King, I'm Henry
Henry the Bailout King of 2008 I am

Second verse same as the first!