WHATS A MATTA AIU?

NEW YORK, (Reuters) - Workmen rolled up their sleeves at American International Group Inc (AIG.N) this weekend to take down the most prominent sign at the downtown Manhattan offices of the embattled insurer that has become the scorn of America.

A spokesman said the company had decided to replace the large AIG sign -- outside the entrance to its property-casualty offices -- as part of its plan to change that operation's name to AIU Holdings Ltd.

The move is designed to "distinguish these well-capitalized businesses from AIG," said a second spokesman.

Fooled you again!



AIU SHADDUP YOU FACE!
(Shaddup You Face, Joe Dolce)
William a Banzai7

'Allo, I'm-Mr AIG, I got-a something special-a for you, ready
Uno, duo, tre, quatro
When I was a good a boy, just about the eighth-a grade
Mamma used to say always play it safe
With the bad-a boys, always trade-a straight game
Mr AIG going to break a all a da financial rules

Boy, it make-a me sick, all the t'ing I gotta do
I can't-a get-a no kicks, always got to follow a stupid financial rules
Boy, it make-a me sick, just to make-a lousy insurance bucks
Got to feel-a like a fool and-a mama used to say all-a time

What's-a matter A I U Hey! Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad
It's-a just so bad, it's-a stupid-a disgrace
Ah, shaddap-a you face

That's-a my mama, I can remember
Big accordion solo
Ah! Play dat again, Really nice, really nice

Soon-a come-a day, gonna be a big-a Wall Street dick
Den make-a CNBC TV shows and-a movies, dats the trick
Get-a myself a new town car, but still I be an insurance clown
I don't want-a to change a t'ing, still a-dance and a-sing that Wall Street thing
I t'ink about-a mama, she used to say

What's a matter A I U Hey! Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do Why you look-a so sad
It's-just so bad, it's-a stupid-a disgrace
Ah, shaddap-a you face

Mama, she said it all-a da time
What's-a matter A I U Hey Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do Why you look-a so sad
It's-a just so bad, it's-a stupida-a disgrace
Ah, shaddap-a you face
That s-a my mama

Hello, everybody!
'At's out-a dere in-a radio and-a TV land
Did you know I made a dumb CDS trade-on a Wall Street
Shaddap-a you face
I sing-a dis-a song, all-a my fans applaud
Dey clap-a da hands, dat-a make me feel-a so good
You ought to learn-a dis-a song, it's-a real-a simple
See, I sing: what's-a matter you You sing Hey
Den I sing-a da rest and den at de end, we can all-a sing:
Ah, Shaddap-a you face! O.k., let's-a try it, really big

Uno, duo, tre, quatro
What's-a matter A I U Hey Gotta no respect Hey
What-a you t'ink you Hey do Why you look-a so sad Hey
It's-a just so bad Hey it's-a stupida-disgrace
Ah, shaddap-a you face
OK one more-a time for mama
What's-a matter A I U Hey Gotta no respect Hey
What-a you t'ink you Hey do Why you look-a so sad Hey
It's-a just so so bad Hey it's-a stupida-disgrace
Ah, shaddap-a you face