YES WE HAVE SUBPRIME BANANAS

YES WE HAVE SUBPRIME BANANAS
(Yes We Have No Bananas)
WilliamBanzai7

Sing along: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1Hc80NpL4M

There's a fruit store on our street
It's run by Geithner the Geek.
And he keeps good things to eat
But you should hear him speak!
When you ask him anything,
he never answers "no".
He just "yes"es you to death,
and as he takes your dough
He tells you "Yes, we have subprime bananas
We have-a toxic subprime bananas today.
We've securitised string beans, and synthetic Cabbages, and derivative scallions,
And all sorts of rotten asset backed fruit and say
We have an old fashioned leveraged to-mah-to
A long hedged po-tah-to
And yes, we have subprime bananas.
We have toxic subprime bananas today."

Business got so good for him that he wrote home today,
"Send me Al and Ben and Hank;
I need help right away."
When he got them in the store,
there was fun, you bet.
Someone asked for Wall Street "laughing gas"
and then the whole quartet answered
"Yes, we have subprime bananas
We have subprime bananas today.
Just try those CITI coconuts.
Those Merrill walnuts and AIG doughnuts
There ain't many Wall Street nut jobs like they.
We'll sell you two kinds of toxic asset red herrings,
bulls&#t brown, and interest-bearing.
And yes, we have subprime bananas
We have toxic subprime bananas today."