AIG THE BAILOUT QUEEN
(Billy Jean, Michael Jackson)
WilliamBanzai7

Sing along link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En-cHBv7UpA

1st verse
Like a horror Queen from a scary bailout movie scene
Bernanke said I dont mind, but what do you mean this is just the first time?
Who will dance on the floor when the tax bill comes around
She said I am the one who will dance in bailout number one

2nd verse
She told them her name was AIG Effigy, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned to the sound of bailout screams
As they opened her books not a single good asset could be found

Bridge
People always said be careful don't get stooged
And don't go around dancing with those European counterparty fools
And mother moral hazard always said be careful of who you love
And be careful how much you lose cause in the end it will cook your goose

Chorus
AIG the bailout Queen
Just a girl who says I am the one
But Goldman Sachs is the real bailout bum

3rd verse
For ninety days and ninety nights
The Congress let her slide
But who can stand when she demands
Her derivative schemes and bailout plans
cause they danced on the floor as the subprime contagion went round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think thrice
(do think thrice)

4th verse
She told em maybe, we will dance till bailout 3
Then she looked at them, and said I'm AIG Effiigy
Everyone cried, cause shes one big AAA blackhole in disguise

Bridge
People always said be careful don't get stooged
And dont go around dancing with those European counterparty fools
And mother moral hazard always said be careful of who you love
And be careful how much you lose cause in the end it will cook your goose

Chorus
AIG the bailout Queen
Just a girl who says I am the one
But Goldman Sachs is the real bailout bum