PINK BAILOUT CADILLAC

PINK BAILOUT CADILLAC
(PINK CADILLAC, Jerry Lee Lewis)
WilliamBanzai7

They may think we're foolish
For the foolish bailout things we do
They may wonder how come the US of A loves ya
When you get on our nerves like you do
Well baby you know you bug us
There ain't no secret 'bout that
Well come on over here and mug us
Baby lets spill the sad financial facts
Well honey it ain't your money 'Cause baby Uncle Sam got plenty of that'

We love you for them pink Bailout Cadillacs
Crushed velvet seats Riding in the back
Oozing from Wall to Main Street
Waving to the bailout girls
Feeling out of sight
Spending all the taxpayer's money
On a TARP hoedown Saturday night
Honey we just wonder what you doin in the back
Of your pink Bailout Cadillac
Pink Bailout Cadillac

Well now way back when in Bailout Town
Temptations always came along
There's always some foolish tempting
Somebody into doing something they know is wrong
Well they tempt you, man, with cheap gas
And they tempt you, sir, with SUV gold
And they tempt you with the pleasures
That automotive flesh does surely hold
They say Eve tempted Adam with an apple
But man I ain't going for that

I know it was that pink Bailout Cadillac
Crushed velvet seats
Riding in the back
Oozing down the street
Waving to the bailout girls
Feeling out of sight
Spending all the taxpayer's money
On a TARP hoedown Saturday night
Honey I just wonder what you doin in the back
Of your pink Bailout Cadillac

Now some folks say Generous Motor's too big
And burns too much greenhouse gas
Some folks say it's too old
And that the UAWs too fat
But our love is bigger than a Honda
It's bigger than a Subaru
Hey man there's only one thing
And one car that will do
Anyway we don't have to drive it
Honey we can park it out in back

Chorus