BANZAI7 NEWS--A two-year federal probe into a money laundering operation taking place between the New York area and Israel ballooned into the biggest bribery and corruption sweeps in New Jersey history, netting three northern New Jersey mayors, two members of the New Jersey Legislature, a raft of local officials, five rabbis, five rollerskating Mullahs, a Hare Krishna fencing operation, an Iranian counterfeit rug dealing operation, a ring of clandestine North Korean derivative salesmen, 6 Somali car dealers, the E Street Band, Paulie Walnuts, Christopher Moltisanti, Junior Soprano, Crazy Eddie Antar, OJ Simpson and a Brooklyn man accused of trafficking in counterfeit human kidneys and conspiring to sell the complete collection of Jimmy Hoffa's cement shoes, U.S. prosecutors said today. Surprisingly, the operation did not manage to snare any Republican Congressmen in the mens room of Newark International Airport.
New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine was quoted as saying: "I love working for vibrant organizations like the State of New Jersey and my former firm."
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