BANZAI7 PIN PONG BUREAU--North Korea fired a barrage of seven red white and blue ballistic missiles into the sea between the Communist state and Japan on Saturday in a move intended to send America best wishes for a Happy Independence Day Holiday from Korean leader Dear Liberace ILL.
The missiles were reportedly loaded with North Korean friend packages consisting of tasty morsels of raw Pyong Yang tree bark and shredded rubber tires soaked in tasty Kimchee sauce. Unfortunately, the missiles did not make it to their intended drop off in Honolulu due to a garlic fault. Instead they were forced to abort flight in a gigantic American flag fireworks display over the Sea of Japan (aka The Sea of Kimchee Jung Sauce).
Later Dear Liberace is reported to have crooned a captivating decapitated rendition of the great Star Spangled Banner to a captivated captive audience of captured but captivated American journalists. Dear Liberace also expressed an interest in crooning and captivating Sarah Palin if she takes up his offer to visit his summer palace in Pun Dong. Palin is rumoured to be sailing a dinghy across the Bearing Straights for a clandestine rendezvous in Pun Dong.
Kauhuna Waits for Kimchee
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