Friday, July 10, 2009

GEITHNER'S SUMMERTIME BLUES


GEITHNER'S SUMMERTIME BLUES
(Summertime Blues)
WilliamBanzai7

Well, I'm a'gonna raise a fuss,
An' I'm a'gonna raise a holler.
I've been working all Summer
Just to try to save the Dollar.
Well I went to the boss
Said gimme Stim II before its too late
Obama said "No dice, son, just fix the unemployment rate"

Sometimes I wonder what I'm a'gonna do
There ain't no cure for Geithner's summertime blues

Well my Uncle Benny told me
"Son we gotta save some money,
If you want to use the Fed's car
To go bailing next Sunday."

Well PPIP didn't work
So I told the boss I was sick
"Now you can't use the bailout car
'cause the deficit's a pogo stick!"

Sometimes I wonder what I'm a'gonna do
Cause there ain't no cure for Geithner's summertime blues.

Gonna take a few weeks
Until the next market conflagration
Gotta fix all the regulations
Or face financial annihilation

Well I went to the congress
They said, quote: "We'd like to help you son,
But you can't have our vote."

Sometimes I wonder what I'm a'gonna do
Cause there ain't no cure for Geithner's summertime blues.



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