HONG KONG NUT HOUSE WARDEN (PALIN VISITS HONG KONG)

BANZAI7 NEWS-- Huffington Post Reports: Sarah Palin is planning her first trip to Hong Kong, having accepted one of a over a thousand speaking invitations. She may have chosen poorly.

Business Insider reports that the request from brokerage firm CLSA was made "almost certainly as a practical joke."

In the past, they've polled Asian fortune tellers for index targets, hired anime cartoonists to draw Japanese research, and generally love to push the boundaries between entertainment and analysis. They are a real research firm, it's just that they love to sprinkle in some hilarity every now and then as a smart marketing gimmick.

Sarah Palin is this year's big laugh for them.

Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/02/sarah-palins-clsa-speech_n_274951.html



HONG KONG NUT HOUSE WARDEN
(Hong Kong Garden, Siouxsee and the Banshees)
WilliamBanzai7

Hair brained nitwit flying here
Spreading necon garbage everywhere
Heaps of GOP brain disease
While the trailer trash population feeds
That junky GOP mama floats on polluted political water
An old custom to sell your daughter
Letterman you like number 23?
Leave your yens on the counter please
Hong kong nut house warden

Tourists swarm to see her face
A CLSA meeting is a puzzling place
Disoriented she enters in
Unleashing scents of wild moose and gin

Slanted eyes meet a troublesome surprise
A political gal with brains smalleer than dim sum size
"Oh, have some Chicken chow mein and chop suey guys"
Hong kong nut house warden puuuuulllease take her away
Hong kong nut house warden