GROUND ZERO HOAX SAYS NUTJOB

BANZAI7 NEWS--Concerned that his repeated suggestions that the Holocaust has eroded his credibility,  Iran’s president, I'm-a-Nut Job upped the ante on Saturday, telling intelligence officials in Tehran that the destruction of the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001 was staged.

Mr. Nut-Job said, “The September 11 incident was a big fabrication as a pretext for the campaign against terrorism and a prelude for staging a campaign against consenting fornication with goats.”