Wednesday, February 2, 2011

PuNXaTaWDRY BeN



BANZAI7 NEWS, Jackass Island USA--Once again the world famous hedge hog Punxatawdry Ben came out of his Jackass Island printing bunker and failed to see the shadow banks.
According to Punxatawdry Ben's trainer Lloyd Blankenfein, this can be interpreted to mean that cash strapped Wall Street bankstas and fat cats can happily look forward to many more ink filled printing rounds of quantitative schtupping in 2011. 
"May the Farce Be With You..."--Punxatawdry Ben

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  1. John Taylor Skilling Dead: Jeff Skilling's Son's Body Found In Apartment
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    02/ 3/11 05:31 PM AP
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    SANTA ANA, Calif. — A son of former Enron President Jeff Skilling has been found dead in his Southern California apartment.

    Santa Ana police Cpl. Anthony Bertagna says 20-year-old John Taylor Skilling was found dead Tuesday after he failed to meet friends for a dinner and they called police.

    Jeff Skilling's attorney, Daniel Petrocelli, confirmed to CNBC that the young man was his client's son. Petrocelli did not immediately return messages from The Associated Press.

    Bertagna said Thursday that bottles of medication were found near Skilling, who had been distraught over a breakup with his girlfriend.

    Authorities are awaiting a toxicology report to determine the cause of death. That could take four to six weeks.

    Skilling was studying at Chapman University in Orange.

    His father is serving a 24-year sentence in federal prison for fraud, insider trading and conspiracy.

    ***Do these guys really think that their morally bankrupt behavior does not affect their children in the end?

    ***Madoff's son, then the Shah's son, and now this one, all in a few months.

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