THE MOTHER OF ALL FARTS

BANZAI7 NEWS--Huge quantities of methane below the Arctic seabed are showing signs of destabilising, according to research conducted in the East Siberian Sea.

Scientists aboard Russian icebreakers have discovered that methane is leaking from the sub-sea permafrost far faster than had been previously estimated, raising concerns that planet Earth is gretting ready to strike back at mankind with the mother of all farts.