BALLAD OF FRANK AND DODD

FRANK AND DODD
(Jack and Diane, Mellencamp)
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Little ditty about Barney Frank and Chris Dodd
Two American Con-gressmen on the take in Bankstaland
Dodds gonna be a hedge fund star
Frankie debutante backseat of a Banksta car

Suckin on chilli dogs outside the NYSE
Dodd sittin on Frankies lap
Hes got his hands between his knees
Frankie say, hey Dodd lets run off
Behind a corrupt Wall Street buttonwood tree
Nibble off those lobbyist branches
Let me do what I please
And Frankie say a

Chorus:
Oh yeah the Banksta con goes on
Long after the thrill of legislating is gone
Oh yeah the Banksta con goes on
Long after the thrill is gone Wall Street just keeps on

Frankie sits back reflects his thoughts for a moment
Scratches his pin head and does his best james dean
Well you know Dodd we oughtta run of the Street
Dodd says, Barn you aint miss no-thing
Frankie  say a

Chorus:
Oh yeah the con goes on
Long after the thrill of legislating is gone
Oh yeah the Banksta con goes on
Long after the thrill is gone Wall Street just keeps on

Gonna let it rock
Let it roll
Let Obankstas Beltway army come down
And save my financial soul
Hold on to your cash people, as long as you can
Changes comin round real soon
Make all you subprime suckers borrowers again

Little ditty about Frank and Dodd
Two american congressman on the take in Bankstaland