Yo Ho Ho for the Pirates and the Bailout Bums

(Deadman's Chest)

WilliamBanzai7


The year 2008 has been one big treasure hunt
For Somali Pirates and Bailout Bums
Bankers and tankers and the devil done for the rest
Yo ho ho for the Pirates and the Bailout Bums.


Wall Street bankers plundering Paulsens's TARP

Somali pirates cruising in Donzis and living high on the hog

An AK47, a cutless and a GPS

A subprime CDO, a SIV and a CDS

Ransom and handouts

Yo Ho Ho for the Pirates and the Bailout Bums


Wall Street's creed is a sea of greed

The pirates creed is take whatever you need

Bankers and pirates are one and alike
Take what you want and screw who you like;
Yo ho ho for the Pirates and the Bailout Bums


Is it better to be done by a banker or a scurvey ridden scrum?

Better yet, a Somalian banker pushing Wall Street dung!
Lets pump AIG and send Detroit the crumbs!

Lets steal some crude from those Arabian skunks!
Yo ho ho for the Pirates and the Bailout Bums!