THIS IS AIG
(This is Halloween from the Nitemare Before Christmas)
WilliamBanzai7

[Hank Greenberg's SHADOW]
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

[GOLDMAN BANKER]
Come with us and you will see
This, the bailout town of AIG

[CHORUS]
This is AIG, this is AIG
Shareholders, counterparties and taxpayers scream in the dead of night

[AIG LIABILITY GHOSTS]
This is AIG, more hidden liabilities than you've ever seen
Tricks or deceit till the markets die of fright
It's our bailout town, everybody scream
In this bailout town of AIG

[CREATURE IN THE TRADING BOOK]
I am the one hiding in your trading book
Teeth ground sharp and net position glowing red

[MAN RUNNING AIG CAPITAL MARKETS]
I am the one hiding our credit default swaps
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

[CHORUS]
This is AIG, this is AIG

[VAMPIRE BAILOUT SUCKERS]
AIG, AIG, AIG, AIG!
In this crooked company we call home
Everyone bail, we turn into a pumpkin before long.

[MAYOR BLOOMBERG]
In this town of busted banks, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next Billion dollar AIG surprise!

[CHORUS]
Round that corner, hiding in that ledger
Something's waiting to pounce, and how you'll...

[MANAGEMENT]
Scream! This is AIG, THIS IS AIG
RED RED RED RED and slimey green management team

[HANK]
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the bailout doomed in the dead of night

[HIDDEN LIABILITY TREE]
Everybody scream, everbody scream

[AIG BOARD]
In our town of AIG!