WALL STREET WISHES YOU A MERRY BAILOUT CHRISTMAS
(We Wish You a Merry Christmas)
WilliamBanzai7

We screwed you with Securitizations;
We screwed you with Quantitative Manipulations;
We screwed you with Derivative Globalization, now we're covering our rears.
Poor tidings we bring to you and your kin;
Poor tidings of Recession and an Unhappy New Year.

Oh, bring us more bailout pudding;
Oh, bring us more bailout pudding;
Oh, bring us more bailout pudding and a tin cup of taxpayer cheer

We won't go until we get some;
We won't go until we get some;
We won't go until we get some, so bring some out here

We wish you a Bailout Christmas;
We wish you a Bailout Christmas;
We wish you a Bailout Christmas and more Turmoil Next Year.