HURRICANE BP POLITICAL STORM TRACK

"I've had a lot of people ask me, 'Will the oil reach Florida?'" NCAR (National Center for Atmospheric Research) scientist Synte Peacock said in the statement. "Actually, our best knowledge says the scope of this environmental disaster is likely to reach far beyond Florida, with impacts that have yet to be understood."

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LET SPIN DIZZY TERMINATE YOUR DEEPWATER PROBLEMS

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BP DAILY SOLUTION

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EURO SCREAM!

SPILL BABY SPILL

WHAT LIES BENEATH

BOBBY JACKASS

SOCIALISM FOR THE RICH

OPERATION TOP KILL!

BP said Saturday that its latest bid to plug the worst oil spill in US history still hadn't worked and outside experts suggested any progress was incremental at best.

WB7: Throw some more shit down there!

DISASSEMBLING BERNANKE

BLANKFEIN DISASSEMBLED

PARITY?

SCARY NIGHT

THE EURONULL

THE SINGLE MARKET

SON OF HYPE

SOFT EUROS

STAIRWAY TO NOWHERE

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DOIN DA DMZ!

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SQUID TEAM 6

BANZAI7 NEWS--Eager to rehabilitate its image in the eyes of the American public, Wall Street has mobilized to help find a solution to the Deep Water Horizon disaster.

Goldman Squid will send a special team of deepwater divers lead by Lloyd Blankfein and Fabrice Tourre. Squid Team 6 will attempt to clog the runaway well by inserting (junk shoting) shredded ABACUS offering circulars and other worthless junk such as the Fed's Maiden Lane portfolio. JP Morgan Chase has also volunteered to provide shredded rubber tires from its Atlanta tire dump.

If the plan fails, former Lehman CEO Dick Fuld has suggested that BP should sell the well in a REPO 105 Transaction and Fabrice Tourre has said that he thinks he knows how to sell the whole thng to some sophisticated German Banks.

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