Sunday, May 23, 2010

BP TO MERGE WITH BUBBA GUMPS

BANZAI7 NEWS--In a surprise development, BP announced a proposal to merge with Bubba Gump's Shrimp Restaurants. The newly combined entity will be named Bubba Pump's. BP sees the merger as a synergistic solution to its runnaway Gulf oil leak.

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  1. Knowing Leviticus 11:12; "Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.", I can but commend BP for doing the pious thing here.

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