APPLE READIES RELEASE OF SPECIAL EDITION EURO-PAD

BANZAI7 NEWS-- Apple Computer announced that it is releasing a specially configured version of its popular iPad called the EURO-PAD for exclusive release in the European Union.

The EURO-Pad will sport the following custom design features:

• The Euro i Tunes store will require all payments to be made cash up front at local Apple Stores
• The Euro Pad street version will be made of rugged riot proof titanium with a special crash proof screen
• A suite of specially designed APPs will be included:
• Funny Math App will be the new must have for European central bankers and Euro statisticians looking for creative solutions to insoluble fiscal dilemas
• Follow Merkel App will help irate vegetable throwing Westphalians track the precise GPRS whereabouts of their beloved Prime Minister (for example during this weekend's crisis EUROPAD's Follow Merkel App confirmed that Madam PM was busy attending the Russian military extravaganza in Moscow)
• Burning Athens App needs no explanation
• Deficit Tally will be the number 1 App sought by fiscal Eurocrats and central bankers who don't know how many zeros there are in 1 Trillion
• The EURO PAD tactile screen interface has been modified for Euro zone politicians with one finger stuck up their ass.
• Includes GONO Today Here Tomorrow: A free ebook version of Gideon Gono's Autobiography with illuminating commentary by Dr. Ben Bernanke
• Currency Swat App: Keeps a running tally of currencies appreciating against the EURO