OLDEST KNOWN CHOOs DISCOVERED IN LEHMAN GAVE

BANZAI7 NEWS--Armenian scientists have discovered the oldest known collection of leather CHOOs in this cave. The collection of 3000 boxed pairs are believed to date back 5,500 years to approximately the same time period that Lehman Brothers is believed to have been founded. Also found were the oldest known pair of faux goatskin boxer shorts imprinted with the Lehman logo.