BAILOUT ROCK

BAILOUT ROCK
(Jailhouse Rock, Elvis)
WilliamBanzai7

Sing along link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRu3tw9fYxE

Timmy Geithner threw a party for the dumb that failed.
Benny Bernanke's band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin and the joint began to swing.
You shouldve heard those feckless CEO turds sing.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody on the whole was hocked
and dancin to the bailout rock.

Hanky Paulsen played the corporate welfare saxophone,
Barack Obammy was blowin on the bailout trombone.
The drummer boy from Detroit went crash, boom, bang,
The whole rhythm section was the red ink gang.
Lets rock, everybody's in hock.
Everybody in the whole capitalist block
Was dancin to the bailout rock.

Number 1 Trillion went to number three:
Youre the cutest welfare bird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your insolvent company,
Come on and do the bailout rock with me.
Lets rock, everybody's in hock.
Everybody in the whole capitalist block
Was dancin to the bailout rock.

Motown sad sack was a sittin on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin all alone.
Uncle Sammy said, hey, buddy, dont you be no square.
If you cant find a way out use the taxpayer's chair.
Lets rock, everybody's in hock.
Everybody in the wholecapitalist block
Was dancin to the bailout rock.

Shifty Blankfein said to Liddy, for heavens sake,
No ones lookin, nows our chance to make a break.
Liddy turned to shifty and he said, nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my bailout kicks.
Lets rock, everybody's in hock.
Everybody in the whole capitalist block
Was dancin to the bailout rock.