SECRET AGENT SCAM

BANZAI7 INTELLIGENCE UPDATE--With the job picture on Wall Street looking grim, Investment Dealers’ Digest highlights a different kind of employer looking for financial talent.

It’s the Central Intelligence Agency, which is increasingly reaching out to Wall Streeters with backgrounds in FWMD to help assess the financial section of the New York Post and to track down "systemically significant" doomsday devices and other forms financial terrorist activities. CIA brochures repeatedly refer to the threats posed by the AXIS of AIG.



SECRET AGENT SCAM
(Secret Agent Man, Johnny Rivers)
Agent 00Banzai7

There's a man you'd rather keep a stranger
For everyone he meets net worth's in danger
With every move he makes another fee he rakes
Odds are you're 401(k) won't live to see tomorrow

Secret Agent Scam, Secret Agent Scam
They've taken your Social Security Number and given him a new con game

Beware of clean cut Ivy League faces that you find
A cute MBA face can hide a twisted evil mind
Ah, be careful what you say
Or you'll give your little nest egg away
Odds are you're 401(k) won't live to see tomorrow

Secret Agent Scam, Secret Agent Scam
They've taken your Social Security number and given him a new con game

[Lead guitar]

Secret Agent Scam, Secret Agent Scam
They've taken your Social Security number and given him a new con game

Swingin' in the Hamptons one day
And then layin' in a Lahore alley next day
Oh no, you let the wrong word slip
While kissing a persuasive camel's lips
The odds are you're Ivy trash ass won't live to see tomorrow

Secret Agent Scam, Secret Agent Scam
They've taken your Social Security number and given him a new con game

Secret Agent Scam