GORDON BROWN DOWNTOWN

GORDON BROWN
(Down Town, Petula Clark)
The Right Honorable WilliamBanzai7

When you're alone
And political scandal's making you lonely,
You may well be Gordon Brown
When you've got worries,
All the tabloid noise and resignation flurries
It does not help I know, Gordon Brown

Just listen to the music of the Parliamentary underprivileged
Linger on the sidewalk where the language is not pretty
How can you win?

The outlook's not much brighter when
You can't forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and
So you're Gordon Brown, things aren't so great when you're
Gordon Brown, its political fate for sure,
Gordon Brown, a sad legacy's waiting for you

(Gordon Brown)

Don't hang around
And let your problems surround you
There are lap dance shows in Soho town
Maybe you know
Some little places to go to
Where they never close in Soho town

Just listen to the rhythm of a retired honorable gentleman's bossanova
You'll be dancing with 'em, too, before the night is over
Happy again?

The outlook's not much brighter when
You can't forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and
So you're Gordon Brown, things aren't so great when you're
Gordon Brown, its political fate for sure,
Gordon Brown, a sad legacy's waiting for you

And you may think that Labor's kind to help and understand you
Someone who is just like you and needs a gentle hand to
Guide him along

So, maybe we'll see you where
You can't forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and
So you're Gordon Brown, things aren't so great when you're
Gordon Brown, its political fate for sure,
Gordon Brown, a sad legacy's waiting for you